Life w/o WOW

Day 4: I begin the 4th day without World of Warcraft waking suddenly in a cold sweat. I got dressed and eagerly ran downstairs to do my daily quests; when I arrived at my computer I remembered... there was no more World of Warcraft for me. I began to cry bitterly cursing this cruel life. I have good days and bad since I gave it up. I could tell this was going to be a bad one.

After Day 2, the hallucinations had become steadily worse. It was hard for me to tell the difference between reality and the insane creations of my brain. "Atleast the severe shaking had subsided", I told myself. I knew today I had to pull myself together and get to work. I had to earn some money to pay back my dealer, Crazy Eddy. As I sat there eating my breakfast I tried desperately to remember what had happened yesterday....

in a moment of weakness, I had gone to Crazy Eddy to get a hit of WOW. I thought if I just got a quick fix then I could get back to normal. Ed gave me a 10-Day Trial disc and I planned on installing it on my work computer. Ed said I had a day to pay him back or he was going to send Mugsie Mallone and Sammy "Two Times" to break my legs. I didn't care what the consquences were as long as I could just kill some Murlocs even if it was just for a little while. When I arrived at work; I had forgotten the work computers didn't have CD-Rom drives... I was so devasted that day I just sat underneath my desk shaking in the corner repeating in my head the kill order of the adds on Magtheridon... Skull, X, Star, Sqaure, Circle.

I thought bitterly about my moment of weakness. "How could I have let myself almost play WOW" I thought. Thats when the hallucinations set in again; swirling around I could hear the sounds of Hexlord Malacross echoeing im my ear... I screamed "Drop my helmet already! You Son of a bitch!". Thats when I totally lost it... I don't remember the next few hours but the police found me covered in mud clutching a copy of the Burning Crusade in the rafters above my Wal-Mart. This was my darkest moment, but then, suddenly, a vision came to me.

I couldn't make out the figure very well but it looked to me to be a female human priest. The figure had the voice of a man and told me "I am a girl in real life, its just that my older brother talks for me on vent and stuff". I thought to myself "thats kind of wierd". Kiley then said "Listen to me child, you must regain your sanity, you must BURN DOWN!! your feelings for wow". The spirit then departed from me.

It will still be a hard journey for me, but with the help of my gaurdian angel, Kiley. All will be right with the world.

HAHAHAHAHA

The scary thing is, I think this is actually a true account of the past couple of days...

If you watch the Erie news channel they have a story about the "deranged boy found above Wal-mart".

sammy two times? what happened to that clamps fella?

haha, I should have put that clamps guy in instead lol

LMAO

A+

lol wow

Fucking shakes. Hate when that happens.

Hey Carl you wanna go to a strip club with me later this week?

rofl

Bloodyroar wrote:Hey Carl you wanna go to a strip club with me later this week?

Haha, I think im going to pass on that one.

you don't want to be taking Carl to a strip club when he's in this shape. he'd prob start accusing the girls of being slutty night elves and calling them a "son of a motherless ogre." no one wants to see that

seriously, fuckin noobs dancing for money. go kill some damn boars!

If too many girls got on him he might start to freak out and wonder which hotkey he put Deathcoil on.

Bloodyroar wrote:If too many girls got on him he might start to freak out and wonder which hotkey he put Deathcoil on.

umm? All of them of course!

He'll just start bashing his imaginary num pad

Craiggles wrote:He'll just start bashing his imaginary num pad

Keyboard turners.